May 2013
68 posts
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
I said nothing for a time, just ran my fingertips along the edge of the...
– Haruki Murakami
bombliate:
official-honeybooboo:
bombliate:
dave-vriska:
bombliate:
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
jpgay:
petition to make white girls stop saying sorry not sorry
unswaggy:
to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire
youaresomuchsunshine:
that is the question
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies